I just saw the remake of the ferero rocher ambassador advert. I mean, why? We didn’t really like it, ad people! It wasn’t the story we were transfixed by, it was the fucking shameful awfulness of it all! You can’t make a posh version and expect us to greet it like an old friend! It was shit! That was its joy, it’s saving grace! It’s now just… blah. Not needed.