St Paul’s is really big. It’s massive! I feel you should know this. One day I’m gonna tourist it up and head down there with a camera. It’s also shockingly ugly. People don’t like to hear that, but it’s true. Distinctive, but, my, it’s a biffer.

I’m not sure there’s anything to add to that. What can you say? More on big, ugly buildings some other time, folks! Or maybe on big, attractive buildings! Who’s to say? For example, a window fell out of the Swiss Re building yesterday. A frickin’ window! That’s a whole load of glass. I hope it’s not unstable. I love the Swiss Re building. It’s big, too, but it’s not ugly. Not to me, anyway.