The other day I saw someone breaking up via text.  Their partner told them that they meant what they said on Facebook and it was really hard to pull away from him.  He asked where they went from here.  It was all very touching to see, even if I was massively invading his privacy.  It’s good to know that cliches survive technological advances.  He seemed quite young – well, he was breaking up with someone who dumped him on Facebook via texts from his iPhone – so I’m sure he’ll find someone right for him later.  It can take time.

Then this morning I saw someone writing out a text.  I thought they were telling their boss that the transport system was buggered – I saw the word "transport", or thought I did.  Then she flicked through her dictionary and found the right word.  In the end the SMS read "The Rampant Positions Galore Diet 😉 x x".  heh.  I hope that wasn’t to her boss, after all.