Half-written a long time ago, I had plans to develop it further but suddenly it’s relevant…

OZNEWSBREAK: Cottage falls on Wicked Witch of East near Munchkinland capital.

PoppyEater: OMG RT @EmeraldCityFM: Pictures from scene. Munchkins dancing in street, chanting, praising ‘Dorothy’.

FlyingM0nkey: IIJM, or was that whole ‘Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead’ thing suspiciously well-rehearsed?

PoppyEater: @FlyingM0nkey totally. Typical of the bloody East. They’ve been waiting for this for years.

FlyingM0nkey: @PoppyEater dancing and singing about the death of a FRAIL OLD WOMAN #stayclassymunchkinland

PoppyEater: LOL RT @FlyingM0nkey: @PoppyEater dancing and singing about the death of a FRAIL OLD WOMAN #stayclassymunchk