Oh, man disappointed by a Twix
You will never know hardship
Like a KitKat broken to dust
Or a Creme Egg filled
Only with sugar syrup
No yolk.

Oh, man disappointed by a Twix
It wasn’t your first choice
It was an impulse by the till
It was a desperate grab
You wanted something sweet
Like this.

Oh, man disappointed by a Twix
You should cede your place in the queue
And rove back into the shop
To make a better choice
Like a Cadbury’s Caramel
Or Wispa.

Oh, man disappointed by a Twix
Enjoy that biscuit and caramel
In milk chocolate enrobed
Taste it like it’s your first Twix
You may find you enjoy it
In time.