Tee hee. Still here. Oh, you guys know how bad I am at this, surely? If you’ve read this far. If this is your first visit to the Sanctuary, well, hello there! I’m awful at the updating. Please note that half the links to the right are dead, and I don’t have a comments system. You know, if this were a perfect world, thing would’ve been very different so I don’t know where I’m going with that line.

Perhaps this site would be full of water.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

I feel guilty. I didn’t get Santa anything this year. In fact, I’ve been very remiss on that score for a long time. Sure, we all celebrate Jesus’s birthday and are okay that he doesn’t even send up a card, but Santa.. Man, that dude gets us tons of stuff. Every year. A mince pie seems a bit lame. Perhaps I leave an x-box on the mantel..

This blog entry brought to you from seat 100, row R, red seating, Wembley Arena. Eddie is due on stage in about seven minutes. I an praying for a lack of suck.

Hey, wapblogger is working! You miss me? So many news. So much to tell. Tell you later. Love you all.

Well, I’m about a quarter, maybe more.. Maybe a third.. Of the way through Order of the Phoenix, and what do I think so far? Probably not the right answer, but I’m liking it quite a bit. I don’t like Harry this time round, but that’s teenagers for you. I’m not supposed to, I guess. As easily written as the rest, it breezes past you and even has the capacity to suprise with flashes of genuine invention. I’ll defer judgement ’til i reach the end, but for now? Glad I bought it.

Sometimes I come on here without really thinking through what I’m going to say. Like, uh, noodles. Or chipmunk. Oh, boy, that time I just said chipmunk on here. That was crazy. Really crazy, like a mad scene.

Anyway, here’s a picture of a cat.

Cool!

pfffft. though why bother? i wonder if anyone reads the site beyond me and flapjack. i could be more relentlessly self-promoting, but…

Anyway, hello from Goat Country. Out with my parents for the weekend, you know. To see the dogs. I am, yes aware that the contact and writing links are broked, not that anyone is reading, but you can’t just shout into a void, you just can’t.

Still working.

How’s the site looking? Looking okay? Bit more like a site? Yeah, yeah. Still a bit broken, but certainly better than it was, no? And Mike? Disrespect my design skillz once more and.. and.. well, dire warnings…