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[insert south park song here]

Well, I’m an uncle again. James Lennon Hendrix Douglas-Reed was born last night at 10.45. All limbs present and correct, and without further information as yet I’m assuming mother and baby doing fine. Congratulations to all concerned.

not a river in egypt

It’s still too close to call properly (though I suspect Bush’s lot will be dropping a bunch of balloons on themselves very shortly), and, you know, maybe it’ll go to Kerry. Uh-huh. Those last few votes – they might count!!

Gnggh. How hard can it be to just count up from one to many?

Police officers are refusing to carry guns in protest at the suspension etc of two officers who shot dead a man with a table leg. Hmm. As protests go, it’s up there with ‘until we receive a pay rise we shall feed you fudge until you are contentedly full.. bwahaha!’

I seriously doubt that there are any registered US voters reading this site. However, on the off-chance, I’d like to urge the non-existent readership to go vote! Do it now! In a race this tight, your vote may literally be the difference between regime change and complete disaster.

evil never sleeps

So I was supposed to be at the screening of The Incredibles this morning. In fact, it’s about 30 minutes in as I type this. At home. In my dressing gown. Like a complete moron.

Yes, I overslept. And now, my impression of a man hitting himself in the face with a hammer.

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