I was going to arrange to go see Dude! Zombie Pirates! tonight with Thomas, but I left my phone at home. What a doofus. I don’t know how the world managed without mobiles, I feel quite useless. I may end up going to the cinema on my own, which is ridiculous when you have friends, but that’s how it goes. I really, really want to see this movie. I got all excited when the WBDG was wondering about cinema times the other day, but she actually wanted to see Goodbye! Lenin, which has no pirates at all. Stupid no-pirates film.