Dude! Zombie Pirates! … How could it go wrong? Well, it could be non-awesome. It could have dull stretches of time with no action. It could have ugly stars. It.. Didn’t. It rocked. So much. Best blockbuster of the year, without a shadow of doubt. Even the cripplingly poor acting of some didn’t matter (I’m looking at you, Davenport), it just had spirit, and obvious love of movies behind it. Not a boring moment to be had, it dashed from set-piece to set-piece without feeling crammed or unnecessary. Just a joy. And everyone is so pretty! Well. Not the bad guys, obviously. But the three leads and the monkey…

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