I’m soon going to have finished The Two Towers, and I haven’t yet bought Return of the Jedi. King. Sorry. King. The Two Towers is great for poncey high fantasy talk. The Riders of Rohan all declaim rather than speak, it’s wonder they ever get through a conversation with normal people. Not that there are normal people in Middle Earth. They’d feel a bit lost, I suspect. You ask Eomer for directions to the toilet and see how far that gets you.
In other news, I heard Danger! High voltage! and Cannonball in quick succession on Xfm today, meaning it officially rocked this afternoon. This was after retuning from Magic FM’s Corrs marathon, so double rock. I felt as Lauren Laverne said she did – 14 years old again, wearing DMs with Tipp-ex on…
