Man, I just realised that I want to be Pope. You get to choose your own name! I’d be Pope Nemesis, or maybe Pope “Legs” McGraw. Actually, that’d be Pope “Legs” McGraw II, as I think there was a “Legs” McGraw in the 17th century.

Imagine a Goth Pope, though! The Vatican would be forced to announce the appointment of Pope Nightwing, or Pope Shad0wLord. Still, Papal edicts would be easier to issue, they’d just go straight through to Livejournal.