Greetings from sunny London, centre of International Terrorism! Very exciting to find that there have been raids by armed officers just minutes (on a bus) from the very spot I’m typing from. Meanwhile, everyone intending to make a flight today is packing their wallet into a clear plastic bag and generally queueueueueing. Still, they all seem very sanguine about it. Good for them! As many have pointed out, it’s this or being blown to bits over Boston. Which would you choose?

In other news, can Big Brother finish now, please? Endemol appear to have broken it.