Sorry. You might find diversion somewhere else on the internet. I hear there is now to be found a great variety of entertaining treats out there to be explored within your browser.
Why not try one of the many websites dedicated to the art of puppetry? Or, in a pinch, bonsai? I, personally, find the large number of sites dedicated to the naming and categorisation of the nation’s monkey puzzle trees to be uproariously interesting. My favourite is Steve Palmer, a monkey puzzle tree in Leicestershire: Class 4 silencer, mildly puzzling.