You don’t know tired until you have a baby. I did not believe this, but oh boy I do now. I have literally never been this tired in my life. I fall asleep anywhere. I’ve fallen asleep in such weird positions that I have now experienced pins and needles in my head. My head! That shouldn’t happen. I am wondering now if I have a concussion or something. Something has to account for my typing today!
She is lovely, though. I probably say this about a hundred times a day. Even when she’s keeping me awake for hours, she’s still beautiful and wonderful and all those other things. It astonishes me just how much I love this person who I’ve only known 8 weeks. Less than two months! And I would kill every single one of you for her. Well, I mean, not if she just commanded me to like some sort of louche Bond villain, but maybe if you were going for her with a pitchfork.
I apologise, no-one should get death threats just for reading a blog. But you started it, with your pitchforks and flaming torches and… oh, wait that was the opening sequence of Van Helsing.