You don’t know tired until you have a baby.  I did not believe this, but oh boy I do now.  I have literally never been this tired in my life.  I fall asleep anywhere.  I’ve fallen asleep in such weird positions that I have now experienced pins and needles in my head.  My head!  That shouldn’t happen.  I am wondering now if I have a concussion or something.  Something has to account for my typing today!

She is lovely, though.  I probably say this about a hundred times a day.  Even when she’s keeping me awake for hours, she’s still beautiful and wonderful and all those other things.  It astonishes me just how much I love this person who I’ve only known 8 weeks.  Less than two months!  And I would kill every single one of you for her.  Well, I mean, not if she just commanded me to like some sort of louche Bond villain, but maybe if you were going for her with a pitchfork.

I apologise, no-one should get death threats just for reading a blog.  But you started it, with your pitchforks and flaming torches and… oh, wait that was the opening sequence of Van Helsing.