Bloody hell, been a while.
So anyway, I had a cough for the longest time. Like, May. And I vomited a bit, quite violently. This gave me a pain in me ribs, like bruising. Not unusual, so I thought little of it. But it didn’t go away as it should. Hmm. Not cool, but still not something to be hugely worried about. Bruising! Okay, it hurt when I coughed. Or sneezed. Or laughed. Or, um, breathed. Or stood up. Right, right, maybe I’ll see a doctor. Perhaps it’s a chest infection.
The doctor listened to my chest for a while (much longer than usual! Concerning?), before declaring that my left lung was filling normally, but there were “reduced breath sounds” in my right lung. It could be an infection, she said, but it is more likely to be a part of the lung having collapsed in on itself. Go for an X-Ray tomorrow.
Now, a mild bit of the old pneumothorax is actually not massively troubling. But still, being told you have a partially collapsed lung is kind of startling to a person, you know? It may be due to blebs, as well, which is a very amusing word to have in your life (though not so much in your lungs).
So, X-Ray. Not done this before. Went to Whipp’s Cross, very convenient for me, and dropped in to the open X-Ray clinic. Seen relatively quickly, like after about half an hour, but then I got there early. I was expecting to at least have to take my shirt off but no, just turn the collar up. So I’m stood there with my chin on the top of the plate, my shoulders hunched forward and my collar up like a pound-shop Cantona. I feel utterly ridiculous and I actually have to stop myself laughing, fighting back giggles because surely that will mess up the picture? Who knows. Done and dusted in seconds, I’m back at work before lunch.
On top of all this, baby is sick again. Sick sick sick. Since Saturday night, she’s barely eaten or drunk. We cracked and phoned NHS Direct last night and as ever I felt like a fucking timewaster. But she was so horribly sleepy and listless. Not cool. In fact very worrying, though she seems to be improving. She has eaten Oatibix, which may be the most disgusting breakfast cereal yet devised by the hellspawn at Kellogg’s. And held it down! She’s not vomited for 24 hours. This is good. I look forward to tomorrow, when I get to go back to work.
I also get my X-Ray results.