Today, no-one died.
Sunshine. You have to love sunshine. If you don’t love sunshine, you’re probably me as a teenager, affecting to love the rain sooo much more. Which, let’s be honest, I didn’t really. Because sunshine just makes you happy, doesn’t it? It’s like free prozac.
Agh! Man in long leather trenchcoat! Good god, when will people learn? Heh, saw someone in one of those in Maplins yesterday, actually, looking at computer components. And a book about how to build a robot. Dude! Do you ever want to get laid? I mean, in this life?
Anyway, will you look at the time?
[runs away while you’re looking at the clock]