Good evening to you on this, the occasion of my 29th birthday. It is also the day that the biggest freakshow in town rumbles back to life – yes, Celebrity Big Brother is back and if it’s as entertaining as its line-up promises (Barrymore! Rodman! Burns! Galloway!) I may actually watch some of it this year. You know I’m not a BB snob, but Celeb shows bore me so much. I care less about them than nobodies! For.. some reason.

Anyway, it’s late. I meant to do this earlier, but there you go. I’m very disappointed in y’all not getting me anything. I have had a small bottle of wine from a work colleague. Oh, and from Flppy a Creative Zen Nano in bubblegum pink. Ha! Weren’t expecting that, were you? Anyway, I gave her the same for her birthday but in black, so we swapped as She Is A Girl.

I spent last night (I unwrapped it at midnight LIKE A CHILD) loading tracks onto it. But, I mean, all the good stuff from the new Girls Aloud album and what more does a person need? I ended up desperately hunting through mp3s. “Oh, just bung a load of Nirvana on and go to bed!”

Incidentally, if you don’t own Chemistry yet, you should. Go!