Americans – and by this I mean inhabitants of the USA – cannot be trusted with anything. While playing a kangaroo-based version of Hangman recently (it’s called Hangaroo. Do you have a problem with that? It’s the least of my worries), the category "French cuisine" came up. The answer was something along the lines of "Crispy cheese puffs". Okay, not really understanding French cuisine, there. Then came the category "Indian delicacies". The answer – the Kangaroo swung for this – was "Banana Raita".
Seriously, this is what they do with food and this country is trusted with thermonuclear explosives.