Well, who would have guessed that July would be rainy? I thought we’d got that out of our system – where’s your global warming now, Al Gore? I joke, of course, but seriously. I’d like to not carry my umbrella round all the time in the middle of summer. Not true, either: I love my umbrella.
Apparently this post is just a tissue of lies, much as the last one was. I ought to break this habit. truths: I love my wife. Timothy Spall is not the new Doctor. My job is ever so slightly too dull. The Asus eeepc is the coolest computer in the world. I have a yucca plant on my desk which I have named "Jeremy".