Hey hey! It’s Monday! How are you feeling? Is this too obnoxiously boisterous for you?
It is raining, and do I have an umbrella? Well, I do now, although it is actually a ladies’ umbrella with a pink lining. But why must we submit to the tyranny of pink, eh? I have an umbrella, it has a deep pink lining, I am still a man. Just a man, with a man’s courage. Like Flash Gordon. Flash Gordon’s get-up is significantly more wussy than mine and you wouldn’t go calling him a big girl, would you? No.
My real problem today is that the one interval of sunshine and blue skies amidst the rain and wind was when I was deciding on "Coat or not?". And so I decided "Not".